I’m newly engaged
So this is the first
Poo poem waged
Of which, it did burst
Out from my butthole
With a fiercely force
Like a hot iron gut pole
Or a winged hell horse
And wow, I have to say
Now that I’m single no more
My lady might rue the day
When she said yes to this boor.
You’ve missed me, I know
And all the poos, unbestowed
But I’m back in the saddle
With both hands on the paddle
Ready to steer through the poop
And keep you in the loop
Through poetic verses
Of how the poo transverses
And fills up the bowl
To blow your mind hole.
Poo Poetry, take 3.
It’s just you all and me.
A weekend of junk
Filling my gut
High smelly, like a skunk
As it leaves my butt.
But I ran in the morning
To better my body
And pass from the mourning
Of the tasty food that’s quite shoddy.
And now I must wipe
That brown eye of mine
To keep it the type
Of glistening, clean shine.
Pooping in the old workplace
What a regrettable state of affairs
To be sitting in the familiar space
Without the paycheck or the office shares.
But I’ll leave before the traffic hits
And there’s definite solace in that
And I’m still kinda getting paid to shit
And it’s a lettuce made, nasty splat.
Post run poo
Explosive and grand
Weighed myself too
On the scale I did stand
I wanna know it by the pound!
Analyze the stench
Maybe give it an ultrasound
Between my ass cheeks clenched.
Being laid off won’t stop me from pooping
Doing some while on the clock is the best
But these poems will continue looping
Through everyone’s emails, texts and all the rest.
Max shared his fresh tuna, a big ass blue fin
Before that were hotdogs, chips and beer
A combination that makes this shit an unholy sin
Full of a stench that the righteous shall fear.
And that’s all I have to say about that
No need to wax on and smother you in detail
Even if this poo was quite long and fat
But I will say, my book is available in retail.
Early morning runs prime the pump
Making for an easy and healthy dump.
Chicken Adobo, a Filipino dish
Very, very tasty and better than fish,
Paired with rice
Comes out nice.