Too Schemey

Normally I hate two poops in a day

Especially when the second follows the first


In the span of an hour I’d say


But I was, this morning, ready to burst.


And I left the toilet in such a way


I felt like a man marooned with an unquenched thirst.


But now I’ve finished and hope to pay


No more, because three poops is the absolute worst.

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