And you say

Jagged, Sharp and full of pain

This poop, pushed out today

Contains two days of eating, and all that I gain

Is a ragged cutting poo, keeping screams at bay.


Shrimp Scampi, made for pretty cheap

Didn’t, yesterday, find release

Just piled itself upon the heap

And folded over, sealing like a crease.


So that this morning, on the throne

The Duke heaves, gasps and hustles out

A surprisingly small, but painful bout that’s prone

To making for a grumpy tude, without a doubt.


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