Poop, I finally release you!
Escape! For I’ve held you prisoner too long.
The shame of constipation, knew
That I longed to hear, your freedom song!
Flatulence, in abundance, precluded your freedom.
And in my defense, I tried to expel you from my dukedom.
But you would not budge!
I heaved and I grunted, brow wet
But you would not leave, no nudge
Would move you to get