Release!

Poop, I finally release you!

Escape! For I’ve held you prisoner too long.

The shame of constipation, knew

That I longed to hear, your freedom song!

Flatulence, in abundance, precluded your freedom.

And in my defense, I tried to expel you from my dukedom.

But you would not budge!

I heaved and I grunted, brow wet

But you would not leave, no nudge

Would move you to get

OUT!

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