Why spit before you piss?
Never understood this,
Need to hock one in
Before you begin.
It’s a weird notion
This spitting then pissing commotion.
A territorial marking?
To pave the way for urine parking?
Well, as it did happen, while I sat down,
My load came out, a color hardly brown,
And I heard him spit, right in the bowl
Before unleashing from his pisshole.
I don’t like it, I must tell you.
This spitting before pissing, while I poo.
Not one fucking bit.
So I encourage you to refrain from spitting, while I shit.