My boss is in the next stall
Unloading in quantities that make mine small
I’m wondering what he ate
What combination of foods did he heap on his plate?
Truly it sounded, like the king of shits
I’ve had those before, some of my greatest hits.
And then enters the guy who blows his nose
Loud as a trumpet, and just goes and goes
His nose has to hold a huge amount of debris
A most smelly and loud moment in the toilet of which I was free.
Will I finish before my boss and escape without notice?
Let me wipe and try better than the POTUS.