Boss Stall

My boss is in the next stall

Unloading in quantities that make mine small

I’m wondering what he ate

What combination of foods did he heap on his plate?

Truly it sounded, like the king of shits

I’ve had those before, some of my greatest hits.

And then enters the guy who blows his nose

Loud as a trumpet, and just goes and goes

His nose has to hold a huge amount of debris

A most smelly and loud moment in the toilet of which I was free.

Will I finish before my boss and escape without notice?

Let me wipe and try better than the POTUS.


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