Two Again, Ugh

With the end in sight

My colon, I suspect, knows

And so I sit yet again and fight

To push out the second, poop foes.

I’ve expressed before, my displeasure

At pooping twice in one day

And I don’t exactly know how to measure

The increase to what I’ll pay.

But I do say this:

I’d rather poop, than piss

On my neighbor,

For the labor.

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