Pat, Pain, No Gain

Sitting after Pat.
The seat is already warm.
There's a lingering stench, pretty norm

Can't stop thinking about the residual heat
I'd like to say it's pretty neat
I can't, it's not.

Furthermore, this was a sit-down gassing
No poop passing
Out my butt.

Firing off blanks
Probably I know just where my thanks
Go.

Supreme upper back pain
Truly breathtaking in the main
Debilitates me. I hate it.
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