Three one day, none the next
Warning: Pooping Times May Vary
With Additional Increases, Including But
Not Limited To:
Have you ever pooped in a dream?
Have you ever pooped in a stream?
Have you ever wondered if you’d poop out steam?
No, not I, if that’s what you’re wondering.
I poop when I can and when I must
And sometimes my poop resembles a bust
of Katie Couric