No More Oreos

About 15 Oreos and a chocolate milkshake

Demanded to be released right away

I held off agreeing for my girlfriend’s sake

We slept very sound and woke to the new day

I made it work and even started writing

But it wasn’t 15 minutes later

That my lip, I started biting

And then to my poop, I had to cater

And let loose such a foulness into the bowl

I almost wretched myself

But gagging, I managed to wipe clean my hole

Like a nice and tidy elf.

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