I gassed myself badly on my way to work
Trapped in my car, I hated my own brand
I made it through the meeting, having to stand
And thought about how I could never twerk
Strange thoughts yes, induced by stress
I left for the potty as soon as I could
And wow, what a relief, as it should
When I sat on the toilet and made my mess
Now I must wipe and wash my hands
And return to writing about test prep
Which of course is as fun as getting strep
While listening to everyone’s favorite bands.
Welcome to Monday.