Auto Hell

I hate auto flush
But my poo smell…
It makes me blush
Super bowl hell!
Such power in the auto flush
Splashed my butt with cold!
Sphincter tightening in a rush
From spicy icy no fun poo, behold!
My butt is wet
My O-ring hot
All is set
To burn the lot.

It was an extravaganza of birthday food.
My girlfriend has not told me if she has poo’d
But I suspect she has based on nothing at all.
It's generally how I base everything, such gall! 

But again, I hate these toilets.
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