I hate auto flush But my poo smell… It makes me blush Super bowl hell! Such power in the auto flush Splashed my butt with cold! Sphincter tightening in a rush From spicy icy no fun poo, behold! My butt is wet My O-ring hot All is set To burn the lot. It was an extravaganza of birthday food. My girlfriend has not told me if she has poo’d But I suspect she has based on nothing at all. It's generally how I base everything, such gall! But again, I hate these toilets.