Stir fry delight!
A little rougher coming out than I’d like.
But cornstarch, sherry and soy sauce
They make for easy stir fry!
In the kitchen, I’m the boss!
I know, an easy rhyme, like I didn’t even try.
But the point is I make a mean…
That’s not tight
As the kids these days say.
Get it? Ya big dick.