Painful poops are very sad.
I feel such sorrow
For my O ring.
The dirt star cries, it tears.
Is there no mercy on the planet??
Heavens above, dust thou poop?!
Free of gas, my belly flat.
Pooping beef lettuce wraps.
They were made with garlic
Wiping shards of glass, the sphincter wails.
No Wayne, it says not what, but why.