Bright and early gets the worm!
Sitting cheerful as I squirm
This early poo is pushing through
And I’m giddy as hell in the loo
Slightly jagged and not too nice
This poo, it hurt. I’m paying the price
Of eating junk and drinking beer
Of raging without a fear
That Del Taco in the late night
Would come out without a fight.
But it has, but I am still glad.
Both for the poop and the fun that I had.