Early morning poo!
Oh how I love you!
There’s really nothing better
Than brisk poo cheddar
Cheesing out from the weekend
Building for an epic send
And not a soul present
For this poopy present
Almost perfect, aside from this bowl
Honestly, I’d rather shit in a dirt hole
It flushes preemptively, before I am done
Haven’t even wiped and it’s ruining my fun
First world problems of automatic things
Waiting for robots and the shit they’ll fling
Well, this went to a weird place
So I must wipe and vacate this space.