Who talks in a public shitter??
“My dog, she bit her!”
Who gives a shit?
Hang up and shit.
Then get the F out.
Cellphone conversations is not what the public toilet is about.
I hope I see you walking in front of me,
I’ll reach out and kick you in the F-ing knee.
If I could, I’d take a dump on your car.
And light it on fire and film it from afar.