Ever wonder how the rich shit?
Is it better than where I sit?
Do any still have Grooms of the Stool?
That most prestigious fool?
Who attends the royal bum
With the tender care of a mum
But holds untold political power
Even though may be prey to a royal golden shower?
Who can say, and would I actually desire
Another to wipe my ass for hire?
No, I do need such whore
I’d rather shit like the poor.