Poopless yesterday, but that’s okay
Heard enough shit from the presser by Trump
And first thing I did was poop today.
And I’m feeling pretty good about this mighty second dump.
It’s no rant on nuclear holocaust
And it’s not a racist quip
But it came at no cost
And I’m feeling quite hip
Cause as soon as I wipe
And wash each hand
I’ll return to the hype
Of the promised land.