Fleetwood Poop

My morning poo, postponed by a meeting

Had me worry it might not come

Because my need to poo is somewhat fleeting.

I thought it feared to leave my bum.

Would I could tell you it came and all

But alas, I only pooped a part.

And now I must scrape and leave the stall

And hope that later I do not shart.

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