Will You Valentine?

V day shits, bright and early

Did I mention my mustache is nice and curly?

My panda bear likes it and me even more

Which is why I won’t take a poo on the floor.

If you’re all alone and unwanted on this hallmark holiday,

Take solace in the idea that it’s just one day

And maybe take a poop and set it on fire

On the doorstep of the one you most desire.

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