I was unprepared for how quickly it came.
It must have been quietly resting behind the wall.
For when I sat on the pot, it burst forth with no shame.
And easily too, it must be said of its fall.
Twas a poo of soft substance and barely a smell.
Filling the bowl and wiping away clean
Much, much better than yesterday and it’s hell.
And now I am empty and feeling quite lean.