Half of my poo was frightened away
But now, with much joy, I can gladly say
That this has become a two for one day!
A quick little jaunt
Down my usual haunt
With a pair blue suede shoes, I most definitely did flaunt
And consume a nice portion of the soup that I want
Which quickened my belly
And led to a poop, that’s most exquisitely smelly.
And so I am as happy
As my slap happy pappy
From two poops and some soup
That went plippity plop ploop.