Poopity Poop and his pestering pleas

Of would I poop in a stand of trees

I would not poo in a stand of trees, would you now, kindly leave.

But could you, would you in a fair?

Would you could you poo with flair?

No, I could not, would not in the fair and most assuredly, I would not, could not! poop with flair. Now please, I beg, get out of my hair!

But Poopity Poop could not leave, so instead he had to ask, would you, could you poo with me? Oh please, oh please, a simul-poo for all to see!

No no no, I will not poo with thee! I could not, would and most definitely should not, try to take a poo with you for all to see!


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