Loud Noises!

Today I am rewarded

With a noisily poo.

These sounds it has hoarded

Were quite loud in the loo

 

Smiling, I think, of how it did seem

For my neighbor to hear

The powerful stream

That burst forth, from my rear.

 

Rejoice! Hearken and all that shit

For my poo has a voice

And I listens to it.

And that “s” isn’t a typo; it’s a righteous choice.

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