Akfart!

Knees up, pushing hard

Feeling like a glass shard

Heaving, huffing, giving it my best

For whatever reason, this poo is such a pest.

Maybe it’s the cheese from my risotto?

Plugging all my efforts with an “Oh no!”

God, Allah, Moses or Zeus

Please I beg, help me pass this duece!

 

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