With so much good food I cannot believe That on Christmas Eve Nobody pooed. Come Christmas day I really did think There'd be no way The bathroom wouldn't stink. But, all the good cheer And merriment too Did not bring, I fear A Christmas poo. And having to work This poo must've known While in my bowels it did lurk That today I'd be shown All the poo would then flow and thereby bestow a grand evacuation of splendid defecation. Merry Christmas!