Xmas Poo

With so much good food 
I cannot believe 
That on Christmas Eve
Nobody pooed.

Come Christmas day 
I really did think 
There'd be no way 
The bathroom wouldn't stink.

But, all the good cheer
And merriment too
Did not bring, I fear
A Christmas poo.

And having to work 
This poo must've known 
While in my bowels it did lurk 
That today I'd be shown 

All the poo would then flow and thereby bestow a grand evacuation of splendid defecation. Merry Christmas!

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