Cheap Ass

The ass gasket has changed!
It's been replaced by someone deranged!
Thinner and harder to distinguish 
Which side is slick and will extinguish 
My fears of others poop germs?
Oh the thought makes me squirm.

Why ever was this done?
What is there to gain?
A few pennies pinched and won?
Hardly, for this tactic was in vain.

For now I must use two 
Instead of just one 
To keep my bum true
And to get the job done.
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