The ass gasket has changed! It's been replaced by someone deranged! Thinner and harder to distinguish Which side is slick and will extinguish My fears of others poop germs? Oh the thought makes me squirm. Why ever was this done? What is there to gain? A few pennies pinched and won? Hardly, for this tactic was in vain. For now I must use two Instead of just one To keep my bum true And to get the job done.