Am I Okay??

Having failed to poo all weekend
I find this Monday gladly hailed
For food that has been stewing 

Has now become a blend
Of everything that has failed
To pass from where it twas brewing.

The size is scary big
The smell so frighteningly bad
I swear my butthole must be bleeding 

Seriously I feel like I am needing 
Medical attention behind the nad
Where I may have blown my rig.

Wipe, check and see

Relief, all is well
I guess that is the end
Of last weekend's enduring hell.
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