You’re Doing it Wrong 

Last week was concerning
As I was not pooping 

As often as I should 

Then I watched this video of a unicorn pooping 
Rainbow soft serve 

Western toilets cause a kinking 
In our piping, 
that's the thinking 

So the unicorn suggests
To make each poop the best
We squat, knees to chest.

This unkinks the piping 
Opens the poop chute 
For a glorious wiping 
And a happy woot woot
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